Chuck's Nuts (Schumer) Roasting....

Sung to the tune of "The Christmas Song" (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire) by The Velvet Fog (Mel Torme) sigh... love me some Mel Torme.

OK, lyrics up, folks!

And thank you Senator Schumer for business as usual!  Snark!

Chuck's nuts roasting on a DKos fire,
Kentucky nipping at his nose
Premortem carols being sung by the choir
And Blue Dogs are true DINOs,

Everybody knows a turkey and vice president
Help to make the nation scared
Tiny bots with their eyes all aglow
Watch the Constitution be pared.

They fear Progressives on their way
There is a lot of passion and money in their sleigh.
And every Congress critter is in the know
That we are sick and tired of their show.

And so I offer you a simple phrase
To make primary season extra bright
Although it's been said many times many ways
Congress critters, take a hike!

Thanks ever so, Chuck, for stopping by.  Did you get any of it at all?

Probably not.